bring a pillow. fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. wake up, say "oh
geez, better get cracking," and do some gibberish work. turn it in a few minutes
early.

get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "i've
got the secret documents!"

talk the entire way through the exam. read questions
aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. if asked to stop, yell out,
"i'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." then start talking about what
a jerk the instructor is.

walk in, get the exam, sit down. about five minutes
into it, loudly say to the instructor, "i don't understand ANY of this. i've
been to every lecture all semester long! what's the deal? and who the hell are
you? where's the regular guy?"

run into the exam room looking about frantically.
breathe a sigh of relief. go to the instructor, say "they've found me, i
have to leave the country," and run off.

for math/science exams, try using roman numerals.

every five minutes, stand up, collect all your
things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing
loudly, say "you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel?
days of our lives is on!"
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