randi: "i heart d-beat"? what is that?
me: nothing.
randi: what is it?
me: it's nothing.
randi: what is it?
me: wow... it really bothers you, huh? not knowing?
randi: yeah. i think it would bother any girl.
me: [smiling mischievously] well, in that case... now i'm really not going to tell you.
randi: ...
me: yeah, i'm an asshole.
randi: yeah, right. you couldn't be an asshole, even if you tried.
me: oh? was that meant to be a complement?
randi: yes.
me: well, thank you then.
randi: why? do you want to be an asshole? |